please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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