During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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