A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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