thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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