Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Randomize
