Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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