This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Panties = found
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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