lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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