Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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