he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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