What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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