their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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