she looked like the before picture.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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