never play flip cup with pint glasses
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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