Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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