It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He has the fingertips of a God
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