At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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