You're so nebulous sometimes
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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