Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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