Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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