he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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