i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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