We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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