Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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