Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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