I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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