Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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