whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
well you can't waste a boner
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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