Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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