So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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