I hate all girls vehemently.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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