I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
