IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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