My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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