I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
