you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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