You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
