she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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