i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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