just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
