he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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