Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.

(562): View more from California

The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt

(323): View more from California

fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady

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(512): View more from Texas

Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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(858): View more from California

i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place

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(212): View more from New York

I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.

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