i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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