Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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