the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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