The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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