smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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