it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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