Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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