Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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