So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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