new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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