All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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