I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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