He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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