i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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