By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
3 2 1 whiskey
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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